I own this book.
all dudes are either shallow douchebags or insincere nice guys. god really doesnt want me to procreate huh?
not true there are also deep douchebags and insincere nice guys
then there are shallow nice guys
you got your whistling bungholes
Then there’s me.
Rarity:Oh! And you turned me into a llama!
Twilight Sparkle: What? No, I did not.
Rarity: Yes, and then you kidnapped me!
Twilight Sparkle: Why would I kidnap a llama?
Rarity: I have no idea. You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.
Twilight Sparkle: What?
Rarity: You’re right. That’s giving you way too much credit.
